Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 340 Points
Medals Earned: 7/13 (35/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
Medals Earned: 4/24 (65/390 points)
*tank not included
You made Pico, congrats!
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/90 points)
Go to arts NG page!
Go to Authors NG page!
Go to songs NG page!
Lister to the spooktober update!
Test PICO RADIO
StrawberryClock
Would anyone like some pound cake?
Listen to Emrox's favorite NG music
I kept mine, here is a little something for keeping yours!
LazyMuffin plays the hits!
Click the Newgrounds link. CLICK IT!!!!!
If you love this Radio, you will get this medal.
Listen to FightingSeraph's favorite NG musicians
Gaze into my chocolate eyes...
???
100 down
Let them shuffle tracks!
It rhymes with bomb!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!